Yeah, most people tend to underrate just how much an ordinary car can be a weapon of mass destruction if used with sufficient intent or carelessness. (Rant) People who possess cellphones should not be allowed to drive cars. (/Rant)
"Texting while driving is 6x more likely to cause an accident than driving drunk."
Why stop there? People should be downing bottle after bottle of their favourite expensive hooch with the other hand while they're texting behind the wheel of a ridiculously expensive car that they own. Tell me you think the world wouldn't be improved if Trump got plastered, decided to start looking up porn on his phone, popped a Viagra, and had a wank while driving. Preferably he does that with Pence in the car as a passenger, but that may be too much to hope for.
He fat fingers into his phone while changing lanes on the I-70
Why stop there? People should be downing bottle after bottle of their favourite expensive hooch with the other hand while they're texting behind the wheel of a ridiculously expensive car that they own. Tell me you think the world wouldn't be improved if Trump got plastered, decided to start looking up porn on his phone, popped a Viagra, and had a wank while driving. Preferably he does that with Pence in the car as a passenger, but that may be too much to hope for.
Gordon steps out of the Vic, surveys the roadkill
“lol sorry bros I was checking Instagram”
Also, a kevlar bra - now that's a pinup I'd like to see! :-D
But yes, I think a pinup would be appropriate!
Best thing ever!
What happens in the gutters stays in the gutters...