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lirvilas 9th Aug 2019, 9:06 PM edit delete
lirvilas
Got some spare time over the weekend. Will I build a buffer? Hell no, I got a bad Minecraft/gin/pyromaniac habit to satisfy. I do promise that I'll reply to comments. I've been woefully slow with those.

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anonymous coward 9th Aug 2019, 10:27 PM edit delete reply
Pyromaniac? What are you going to burn... aside from drawing electric scorch marks on "Jim Gordon?"

Also, gin doesn't sound like the most obvious thing to combine with either Minecraft or recreational combustion. Shouldn't that be something more like Everclear 190? 95% alcohol works both for the combustion and for constructing custom drinks, in the spirit of Minecraft's way of building everything. One obvious thing to try with it is making milkshakes, and enough ethanol content makes it possible to serve them colder too.
lirvilas 9th Aug 2019, 10:39 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
ha ha ha ha milkshakes

1 part half and half
1 part limeade (the frozen concentrate!)
1 part gin
lotsa ice

I call it the "Key Lime Pie". Apply repeatedly until stupefied.
anonymous coward 11th Aug 2019, 2:15 AM edit delete reply
Eh, I'm not a fan of mixing citrus and udder-juice. Call me a booze snob, but I'll pick a the more traditional tequila sunrise or an amaretto sours with actual unstrained lemon juice over that if we're talking sugary citrus drinks.
lirvilas 11th Aug 2019, 7:08 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Wth is with all you tequila advocates lately?!?

We will not be replaced

Whoa that quickly went somewhere awful and racist
lirvilas 11th Aug 2019, 11:29 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
fire pit + cigars equals a delightful evening

I mean, you're going to stink and be hacking up green shit anyway, might as well roast some marshmallows too
anonymous coward 11th Aug 2019, 6:52 PM edit delete reply
Eh, it's fully possible to grow an agave plantation in certain parts of the US too, the only reason nobody hears much about American tequila is because Americans are too lazy to do it. And don't hate on the traditional margarita man, won't someone think of the margaritas? On second thought, your "key lime pie" drink sounds a lot to me like a gin-based attempt to reinvent the margarita that uses cow juice to moderate the gin flavour.

Funny how you're talking about cigars stinking, when most cigars I've suffered second-hand smoke from are at worst half as bad as cigarettes. Either one is probably less carcinogenic than sitting near an open wood fire though, which is annoying to think about.
Microraptor 10th Aug 2019, 11:05 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Eric must be a very popular guy, considering how many "friends" of his are searching for him... ;-)

(Assuming of course it's indeed Eric Elektra is talking about here.)
lirvilas 11th Aug 2019, 11:28 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
<question resolved on subsequent page>
Seabiscuit 11th Aug 2019, 6:37 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Hahahaha, that last panel. That look of glee.
lirvilas 11th Aug 2019, 6:47 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
sometimes

sometimes you just gotta punch a dude
Cooke 30th Sep 2019, 4:03 PM edit delete reply
Cooke
She is really enjoying herself here. Delighted you could say.
lirvilas 30th Sep 2019, 5:11 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Positive Mental Attitude!