Sorry to hit up your comment again, but Eric Macdonald or any of the other out-and-out world champion sinners in my library would be hard pressed to rack up such a tremendous tally of trespasses in such a tiny time.
And I am putting you on notice: it may take months, but I am going to get Father Sunshine in on this party.
Seriously, those priests in the confessional box are quite probably hearing some unimaginably crazy (as in really disgusting and vile) shit sometimes...
If I followed a religion, it would probably be Zen Buddhism. If I followed a religion that wasn't Zen Buddhism, it would be Catholicism, same as Nick Machiavelli: "Hey, that shit is forbidden! You're going to hell!" "Oh. Can I get an exception to policy?" "How sorry are you?" "Very sorry... who do I write the check to?"
But this is so much better
(Also, I'm now visualizing a scene where Father Sunshine delivers his immediate and total judgement on a sinner's confession.)
And I am putting you on notice: it may take months, but I am going to get Father Sunshine in on this party.
Yeah, all the problems of the call-in radio show host, none of the benefits.
The look on that priest‘s face is priceless XD
Prof's words, not mine.