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lirvilas 24th Jul 2019, 9:00 PM edit delete
lirvilas
My words of wisdom
Go in one ear and out the other


-Jinjer

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I'll leave it to Rulerbrain to (eventually) explain what the hell is going on with his character Father Sunshine. For the purposes of the Lirverse, let's just say that "one shot, one kill" doesn't apply to named characters that if you get the chance you better empty the fucking magazine.

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anonymous coward 24th Jul 2019, 9:45 PM edit delete reply
There's real life examples of people suffering head-shots that penetrate, who then keep fighting, win, and survive the trip through medical attention afterwards. We as a species do so much violence to ourselves that one in a thousand chances and slimmer possibilities in such conflict happen quite regularly.

If dude is dosed up on PCP I might not even find this surprising. What that crap does to people is really messed up. I'm not sure he'd be capable of conversation (or even ranting intelligibly) if that is his drug though.
Rulerbrain 24th Jul 2019, 10:43 PM edit delete reply
Rulerbrain
Nah it ain't PCP. All I'll say for now is that its pretty inconsistent with what it does to everyone who uses it

Sunshine just managed to luck out and got the "mostly-death-proof" effect
anonymous coward 25th Jul 2019, 2:55 PM edit delete reply
Most drugs tend to have inconsistent effects even on the same person depending on their diet, alertness, water intake, body temperature, and so on. That's really not giving me much to go on besides noting that marijuana is especially known to have variable effects on different people.
Rulerbrain 25th Jul 2019, 8:56 PM edit delete reply
Rulerbrain
Well... TIL

Ok simpler example, just imagine the vigors from Bioshock but they're permanent and infinitely more volatile
anonymous coward 26th Jul 2019, 1:07 AM edit delete reply
Feel free to refresh my memory if I'm getting this wrong, but didn't those come from cannibalism in the game? If Sunshine has been getting superpowers from the Eucharist that is pretty funny.
lirvilas 26th Jul 2019, 4:54 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
checks to ensure anti-cannibalism policy still in place

yeah, NOT playing Bioshock anytime soon

not taking communion either
Seabiscuit 25th Jul 2019, 5:03 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Oh, that's good! I was a bit worried 'bout him.
Microraptor 25th Jul 2019, 5:49 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Ah yes, that's the Cracked-Visor-Sunshine that we know and love fear!