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lirvilas 20th Apr 2019, 9:30 PM edit delete
Sometimes I need to just shut the hell up and produce some work.

More pages to follow in quick succession: happy 420 and happy Easter!

Thanks for reading! If you like this, do me a favor in getting the word out and rate this page a “5”.


lirvilas 20th Apr 2019, 10:32 PM edit delete reply
Much appreciated!

Now do me a fucking solid and subscribe.
Microraptor 21st Apr 2019, 5:33 AM edit delete reply
I think... I finally got the pun this whole premise is based upon:

Chuck's nun! ;-)
lirvilas 21st Apr 2019, 2:44 PM edit delete reply
Spare the rod martial arts weapon, spoil the child!

Damn it, I'm pretty sure there was a "lost" page of Maximum Speed and Violence that used that gag... but truth be told it probably wasn't that good or else I would have run with it.
Centcomm 21st Apr 2019, 7:17 PM edit delete reply
Awesome .. :D
lirvilas 21st Apr 2019, 8:56 PM edit delete reply
Thank you!

Because when they go low... I will go lower.
Travis 22nd Apr 2019, 5:31 AM edit delete reply
Catholosism is so much cooler in the movies than it is in real life. I'm not even trying to make a social comment, just saying it's cool on tv.
lirvilas 22nd Apr 2019, 5:45 AM edit delete reply
*That* is absolutely the effect I'm going for here--setting a gal right out of the Spanish Inquisition loose on the internet age.

Also, she's only half the equation. Gonna take 10-15 pages to get to the other half.
ProfEtheric 24th Apr 2019, 12:02 AM edit delete reply

Of course "I'm not a vampire" sounds an awful lot like something a vampire would say...
lirvilas 24th Apr 2019, 7:43 PM edit delete reply
Yeah, it's about damn time that I just shut up and get back to the grind.
AmeliaP 1st Aug 2019, 5:09 PM edit delete reply
Finally, I'm starting this series made by one of my favorite authors online (top five, I could tell ^^). Binge-reading time!
lirvilas 1st Aug 2019, 6:32 PM edit delete reply
Ha! Outstanding!

(and super flattering!)
lirvilas 2nd Aug 2019, 8:56 PM edit delete reply
I really appreciate the "5"'s... looking at popular now, it's obvious who the other four authors are (at least at the CF).