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lirvilas 25th Jul 2019, 9:15 PM edit delete
Exodus nails it.


Rulerbrain 25th Jul 2019, 11:24 PM edit delete reply
Deus ex Gordon?
lirvilas 29th Jul 2019, 6:03 AM edit delete reply
Gonna leave it plenty ambiguous, because these two may have a few more chapters to play.
anonymous coward 26th Jul 2019, 12:58 AM edit delete reply
Yeah, most people tend to underrate just how much an ordinary car can be a weapon of mass destruction if used with sufficient intent or carelessness. (Rant) People who possess cellphones should not be allowed to drive cars. (/Rant)
lirvilas 26th Jul 2019, 7:52 AM edit delete reply
A shame that texting and driving isn’t constitutionally protected

He fat fingers into his phone while changing lanes on the I-70
anonymous coward 26th Jul 2019, 9:23 AM edit delete reply
"Texting while driving is 6x more likely to cause an accident than driving drunk."

Why stop there? People should be downing bottle after bottle of their favourite expensive hooch with the other hand while they're texting behind the wheel of a ridiculously expensive car that they own. Tell me you think the world wouldn't be improved if Trump got plastered, decided to start looking up porn on his phone, popped a Viagra, and had a wank while driving. Preferably he does that with Pence in the car as a passenger, but that may be too much to hope for.
lirvilas 26th Jul 2019, 10:10 AM edit delete reply
NOT on next page:

Gordon steps out of the Vic, surveys the roadkill

“lol sorry bros I was checking Instagram”
jamie59 26th Jul 2019, 5:56 AM edit delete reply
Spoke too soon!
lirvilas 26th Jul 2019, 9:25 AM edit delete reply
And yet that seems an appropriate epilogue
Microraptor 26th Jul 2019, 7:10 AM edit delete reply
Ah, here comes the getaway car. (If Gordon actually is so kind to pick up MJ and Chuck, that is...)

Also, a kevlar bra - now that's a pinup I'd like to see! :-D
lirvilas 26th Jul 2019, 9:28 AM edit delete reply
Actual body armor is about as sexy as a gym bag; any fantasy or “sci fi” armor where you can tell the sex of the wearer is probably bullshit.

But yes, I think a pinup would be appropriate!
Tom 26th Jul 2019, 8:04 AM edit delete reply
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Best thing ever!
lirvilas 26th Jul 2019, 9:10 AM edit delete reply
Hey, he said it first—they must’ve been working with the bad guy.
Seabiscuit 27th Jul 2019, 11:02 AM edit delete reply
BEST timing!
lirvilas 29th Jul 2019, 6:02 AM edit delete reply
Yeah, more on that later, Gordon’s really really off his game.
BlueDragon 5th Jan 2020, 9:38 PM edit delete reply
Is there...supernatural aspects to your comic? Maybe I'm dense, or I missed something. Or...you're going to get to that?
lirvilas 5th Jan 2020, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
I have a stated policy of "no magic".

What happens in the gutters stays in the gutters...
BlueDragon 5th Jan 2020, 10:26 PM edit delete reply
Okay, so the Armor of God is some kind of vesty thing (I am going to assume.) Or just pure luck :D
lirvilas 5th Jan 2020, 10:28 PM edit delete reply
Exodus would call it "a miracle", you and I would refer to it as "battlefield-grade Kevlar with ceramic plates".