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lirvilas 13th Jul 2019, 9:39 PM edit delete
Aaaaand here we go.


jamie59 13th Jul 2019, 9:59 PM edit delete reply
That's an understatement if I ever herd one.
anonymous coward 14th Jul 2019, 4:45 AM edit delete reply
Did Sunshine just one-hand a shotgun? Accurately?!?
lirvilas 14th Jul 2019, 9:27 AM edit delete reply
Yes, and quite predictably, no.
anonymous coward 14th Jul 2019, 2:43 PM edit delete reply
It's impressive enough that it didn't go flying out of his hand in the process of trying to shoot it. I doubt I could manage that.
lirvilas 14th Jul 2019, 2:54 PM edit delete reply
He's got... chemical means of enhancing his skills.

(Rulerbrain makes some fucked up characters.)
Microraptor 14th Jul 2019, 8:12 AM edit delete reply
If you want to make good choices in life, ask Chuck what he'd do, then do the exact opposite.
anonymous coward 14th Jul 2019, 3:11 PM edit delete reply
Attempting to construct what you're hoping for in the shape of an opposite of Chuck is difficult because most decisions are not strictly either-or choices tied into clear, single-dimensional categories of values and constraints. You're thinking that a timid, sober, sexless, conscientious, book-worm that lets themself get bullied is a superior way to be? Maybe for the rest of us that would be nice, but the people who actually are like that tend to wish they weren't.
lirvilas 14th Jul 2019, 3:44 PM edit delete reply
Exactly what AC said: none of the girls like a light tipper at The Glitter Factory!
Seabiscuit 14th Jul 2019, 2:18 PM edit delete reply
Bwahahahaha. Yeah, good descriptor.
lirvilas 15th Jul 2019, 9:13 PM edit delete reply
At some point or another in our lives we've known this guy or gal.

"Wisdom" is knowing how to get as far away as possible from such people.
BlueDragon 5th Jan 2020, 7:25 PM edit delete reply
Uh, I mean, he was standing right in front of them...they still think he threw it?