<<First Latest>>
Average Rating: 5 (5 votes)
<<First Latest>>

Author Notes:

lirvilas 20th Jul 2019, 9:02 PM edit delete
On that positive note...


Any of y'all play Minecraft? I suffer bouts of it regularly... like tonight.


jamie59 20th Jul 2019, 9:16 PM edit delete reply
With that kind of fire power how can ether be standing?
anonymous coward 20th Jul 2019, 11:05 PM edit delete reply
Notice how both of them look like they have their eyes shut? I could see them both failing to hit with an actual stopping shot.

You might be surprised what some combination of lack of training, mechanical inaccuracy, environmental conditions, adrenaline, recoil, and human empathy can get people to miss with firearms. Most of us that weren't raised in war zones need a little something extra to actually seriously try to kill someone. This is why after the experience of the two world wars the USDoD has gradually developed and given extensive dehumanization training to soldiers in order to get them to shoot to kill instead of aim to miss.
lirvilas 20th Jul 2019, 11:22 PM edit delete reply

Nine millimeter isn't exactly "firepower" and that's what both of them are throwing.

hope someone wore their plates
sigpig 21st Jul 2019, 6:09 AM edit delete reply
That's why they call it "Spray and Pray"...
lirvilas 21st Jul 2019, 2:25 PM edit delete reply
@Sig: emphasis on "pray"
BUMBLEBEE 20th Jul 2019, 9:26 PM edit delete reply
I think she caught a couple...
anonymous coward 20th Jul 2019, 11:14 PM edit delete reply
There's no way they're aiming carefully here, I wonder how much of that firepower missed, and what those bullets hit.

And I knew from the moment it came out that Minecraft would suck down way too many hours if I let it. Even without actually playing it, I've already spent too much time seeing/reading up on gadgets, mods and creations in it.
lirvilas 21st Jul 2019, 2:26 PM edit delete reply

On that other topic: Minecraft is a hole you throw time into.
Microraptor 21st Jul 2019, 7:34 AM edit delete reply
If this were a movie, this scene would certainly be in slow-mo.
lirvilas 21st Jul 2019, 2:28 PM edit delete reply
Heh, thanks!

everything looks way cooler in slow mo
sigpig 22nd Jul 2019, 9:28 AM edit delete reply
picking one's nose in slow-mo isn't cool...
lirvilas 23rd Jul 2019, 5:12 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon 5th Jan 2020, 9:31 PM edit delete reply
I never played Minecraft, but I was very addicted to Terraria for a while there. Now it's Stardew Valley. Because I need to mellow out and obsessively farm pixelated food stuffs, apparently XD

It is most relaxing.

My fiancee enjoys Minecraft, though :D Guilt by association?
lirvilas 5th Jan 2020, 10:05 PM edit delete reply
I hear you on the "pixelated food stuffs".

Prompting endless raids on my village are really just a mechanism to reap the benefits of the villager's gratitude afterwards!